Monday, 10 September 2012

10 Ugly Mistakes. Queen's Wood September 8-9, 2012.

10 Ugly Mistakes Men Make. 10 Ugly Mistakes Women Make. 9 Things She'll Never Tell You. 8 Ways To Make Any Man Fall For You. 7 First Date Mistakes. 6 Common Mistakes Women Make When Choosing A Man. 5 Ways To Drive Her Crazy In Bed. 4 Things Any Woman Should Know About Men. 3 Things That Turn Her Off. 2 Easy Ways To get Your Man. 1 Near Disaster Almost Falling Out Of This Tree But Not Quite. Having The Comedy Moment. Comedy Is Always Around The Corner. 2 Days In Queen's Wood With A Bunch Of Nice Arty People. Lovely.

Thursday, 7 June 2012

Terms and conditions apply

‘Terms and conditions apply’ for Bah Humbug!, Ally Pally 2012. In keeping with this year’s theme, these pieces take a dim view of how apparently easy life is. Everything comes with strings attached, from personal relationships to phone contracts. Why can’t everyday life and the things that matter most just work without the small print? Why does everything we’re promised today have to be dependent and conditional. I’m going to ask you to sign an 18 month contract now. Happy?